The Dice Goblin

The Dice Goblin Welcome to The Dice Goblin, your ultimate destination for all things tabletop and gaming! Mount Joy, PA's FIRST Friendly Local Game Shop!

Whether you're rolling for initiative or diving into a new book, The Dice Goblin has something for everyone!

09/03/2026

Today we’re rolling with a beautiful set of wooden dice.

I rolled the d20 and got...10. Wood you look at that. Not great. Not terrible. Just perfectly oak-ay. I was hoping for a higher roll, but I guess I need to branch out and try again. Still, I’m not going to get all bent out of grain about it.

After all, you can’t win them all. Sometimes you just have to log the result and move on.

📍50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

Sharpen your swords, polish your shields, and embark on a journey to our lair to discover the latest treasures awaiting ...
09/03/2026

Sharpen your swords, polish your shields, and embark on a journey to our lair to discover the latest treasures awaiting you!

We've just restocked our hoard at the Lancaster Troll Market! Whether you're questing for unique clothing, exquisite jewelry, or handcrafted soaps and candles, this trove has wonders to delight every traveler.

Location: 44 N Queen St, Suite 1004A, Lancaster, PA 17603

Operating Hours:

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 11 AM – 6 PM
Wednesday: 11 AM - 6 PM
Thursday: 11 AM - 6 PM
Friday: 11 AM – 6 PM
Saturday: 10 AM – 6 PM
Sunday: 12 PM – 5 PM

Attention, citizens of the Imperium. A new sacred text has arrived at The Dice Goblin.The newest White Dwarf is availabl...
09/02/2026

Attention, citizens of the Imperium. A new sacred text has arrived at The Dice Goblin.

The newest White Dwarf is available NOW, and we also have past editions lurking on the shelves for anyone who missed an issue, needs some hobby inspiration, or simply wishes to expand their personal Black Library of Bathroom Reading.

New issue. Past issues. Tiny plastic warriors demanding to be painted. The Emperor protects. Your wallet, however, is on its own.

📍50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/02/2026

A box from Pink Tiger Games arrived, and apparently it came here to test friendships, inflate egos, and possibly reveal information that should have stayed buried.

💗 You Think You Know Me
Think you know your friends? Your partner? Your gaming group? Bold claim. Time to prove it.

💅 Flatter Me
Finally, a game where saying nice things about people is not only encouraged, it’s basically the assignment. We support this level of aggressive complimenting.

Both games are officially unboxed and available in store now.

Grab your favorite people, discover how well you actually know each other, and prepare to hear at least one sentence that starts with:

“WAIT. You think WHAT about me?!”

📍50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/02/2026

Today we rolled this gorgeous Yellow Translucent Chessex set. Bright. Cheerful. Full of promise. It rolled a 9.

So unfortunately, we’ve had to schedule a meeting with management.

📋 DICE PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Employee: Yellow Translucent d20
Position: Random Number Generator
Today’s Performance: 9
Strengths: Very pretty. Excellent at being yellow.
Areas for Improvement: Literally the one thing we hired you to do.

When asked where it sees itself in five years, the d20 reportedly said:

“Probably rolling an 8.”

We appreciate its honesty, but remain concerned. Come adopt this set before we put it on a Performance Improvement Plan.

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

09/01/2026

A fresh box of Chessex Dice has entered The Dice Goblin, and buried inside are some very familiar chunky friends...

✨ MEGAHEDRAL SETS ARE BACK IN STOCK✨

Because sometimes regular-sized dice simply aren't dramatic enough. You need dice with PRESENCE. Dice that command the table.

But if you've been waiting for a Megahedral set, don't roll a Nat 1 on procrastination. Grab yours while they're here!

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

The quest board has been updated, the dice have been summoned, and September is apparently very booked and busy. This mo...
09/01/2026

The quest board has been updated, the dice have been summoned, and September is apparently very booked and busy.

This month at The Dice Goblin:

⚔️ Weekly D&D with Ed, Keith & Paul
💀 Tomb of Annihilation with Josh
🧙 Teen D&D with Graysen
🐉 Adult D&D with Kat
🎂 And the main quest: BARB’S BIRTHDAY BASH WEEKEND, September 19–20!

Some tables are already FULL, because apparently y’all enjoy making questionable decisions with imaginary swords as much as we do. But there are still a few adventures looking for heroes!

And for Birthday Bash Weekend, we’re cranking the chaos:

🎲 Saturday: Dungeon Crawl Classics
☠️ Sunday: Mörk Borg
🧙‍♀️ Sunday night: Sickest Witch

Plus deals, games, birthday nonsense, and all table fees that weekend benefit our Extra Life team!

📢 Sign up: https://www.thedicegoblinus.com/instoreevents

Grab your dice. Assemble the party.
September has side quests.

📍50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

Restock alert! Punk's not dead. It was just out of stock.   PUNK IS DEAD and DEATH IN SPACE...are officially restocked a...
08/31/2026

Restock alert! Punk's not dead. It was just out of stock.

PUNK IS DEAD and DEATH IN SPACE...are officially restocked at The Dice Goblin!

So if you’ve been waiting for a copy, now is the time. We cannot guarantee how long they’ll stick around before being adopted by another collection of beautiful tabletop weirdos.

📍 50 E. Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

September is knocking on the door, the dice are restless, and somehow several adventuring parties have already filled th...
08/31/2026

September is knocking on the door, the dice are restless, and somehow several adventuring parties have already filled their ranks. Here’s what’s happening this week:

MONDAY: Open 3–9 PM
🚫 No D&D tonight!
Our Monday GM Ed is off celebrating another trip around the sun! Happy Birthday, Ed!

TUESDAY: Closed

WEDNESDAY: Open 3–9 PM
D&D with Keith • 6–9 PM • table full

THURSDAY: Open 3–9 PM
D&D with Paul • 6-9 PM • table full

FRIDAY: Open 12–6 PM
Tomb of Annihilation with Josh •
3–6 PM • table full

SATURDAY: Open 12–6 PM

SUNDAY: Open 12–4 PM
Teen D&D with Graysen • 1–4 PM
🚨 A FEW SEATS ARE STILL AVAILABLE! Got a teen who enjoys dice, adventure, storytelling, and making decisions that cause their GM to stare silently into the middle distance? Sign them up online before the remaining seats vanish!

https://www.thedicegoblinus.com/instoreevents

📍 50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

School is back, which means tiny adventurers have returned to the roads.They’re carrying backpacks with a -3 movement pe...
08/31/2026

School is back, which means tiny adventurers have returned to the roads.

They’re carrying backpacks with a -3 movement penalty, they may not have had enough sleep, and their Perception checks before 8 AM are… questionable.

Thankfully, our friend Mount Joy Minnie has arrived with some very important quest information about school bus and student safety!

So give Minnie’s post a read, and remember:

🚌 See the flashing lights? SLOW DOWN.
🛑 See the stop arm? STOP.
🎒 See a kid near the road? Assume they may suddenly dash, wander, or fail a Wisdom saving throw.

Drive carefully. Watch for kids. Stop for buses. Safety is the real Nat 20.

🎒 Donegal School District starts school tomorrow (Monday, August 31), and Mount Joy Minnie has an important reminder: Watch for students!

As you’re sharing the road with school buses, remember these Pennsylvania laws:
🚌 Flashing yellow lights? Slow down and be prepared to stop.

🚌 Flashing red lights and stop arm extended? STOP at least 10 feet from the bus.

🚌 Stay stopped until the red lights stop flashing, the stop arm is withdrawn, and all children have reached a place of safety.

And don't forget to watch for students walking - especially before and after school.

Let’s all do our part to help make the first day — and the entire school year — a safe one! 📚✏️

Donegal Primary School Donegal Intermediate School Donegal High School

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50 East Main Street/Suite 2
Mount Joy, PA
17552

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 9pm
Wednesday 3pm - 9pm
Thursday 3pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 6pm
Saturday 12pm - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 4pm

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