The Dice Goblin

06/10/2026

06/10/2026

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!!!

To celebrate another year of excessive zoomies, unauthorized squeaky dragon acquisitions, and questionable snack-related decisions, we will be holding court at The Dice Goblin until 4:30 PM today.

As part of our birthday festivities, ALL pet products are 20% OFF!

🐉 Squeaky dragons? On sale.
🦌 Elk antlers? On sale.
🐱 Cat toys for your household goblins? On sale.
🕯️ Lily & Cheddar candles? Also on sale, because apparently humans enjoy things that smell nice.

This is the perfect opportunity to spoil your furry party members while we accept birthday wishes, compliments, treats, and admiration.

Please note: We cannot guarantee a calm shopping experience. There is a very real possibility of corgi chaos and spontaneous tail wagging.

📍 50 E Main St., Mount Joy, PA

06/09/2026

Hello, yes, it is I, Cheddar, Middle Management. I am personally supervising the candle workshop as the humans prepare for Origins Game Fair which appears to involve a suspicious amount of packing, labeling, and me not being allowed to “help” with the packing peanuts. Rude.

Quality control is underway. I have sniffed approximately 87% of the inventory, judged everyone’s efficiency, and accepted payment in treats only.

To our goblin friends headed to Origins... who are we seeing there?! Come say hi, boop the supervisor, and witness the organized chaos in person.

06/08/2026

After careful review of our schedules, treat inventory, and birthday party planning committee, we've approved this week's hours at The Dice Goblin.

But first, the most important news:

🎂 IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY WEEK! 🎂

That's right. Two whole years of professional treat inspection, customer greetings, toy destruction, and maintaining the highest standards of goblin-level chaos.

Now for the schedule:

Monday: 3PM-9PM
D&D with Ed (FULL)

Tuesday: Closed
(Naps are a critical part of our operational strategy.)

🎂 Wednesday: 12PM-4:30PM
Happy Birthday to us! Our hours are a little different today and we will be closing early for a private event, which means no D&D.

Thursday: 3PM-9PM
D&D with Paul (FULL)

Friday: 12PM-6PM
Tomb of Annihilation with Josh (FULL)

Saturday: 12PM-6PM

Sunday: 12PM-4PM
Game room reserved from 1PM-4PM.

Stop by this week to celebrate our birthday, browse some games, roll some dice, and help us convince our paw-rents that birthday corgis deserve extra snacks for the entire month of June.

📍 50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

06/06/2026

GOBLIN SCHEDULE UPDATE

The goblins have been informed that we have a private event this evening, which means we'll be closing our treasure hoard a little early today at 4:30 PM.

Please do not panic. The dice will continue plotting world domination. Lily and Cheddar have already filed several formal complaints with management.

We'll reopen tomorrow at 12:00 PM and resume our regularly scheduled nerdy chaos.

Thank you for understanding, and remember: if you arrive at 4:31 PM, you'll simply find a locked door and the faint sound of goblins rolling initiative in the distance.

📍 50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

06/05/2026

To the Donegal High School Class of 2026,

Tonight, you roll your final initiative at Donegal—and it’s a natural 20.

You’ve spent the past few years building your character: gaining XP through challenges, leveling up with every late-night study session, group project, and lesson learned. And now? You’re ready to embark on your next campaign.

Whether your next adventure leads you to new realms of study, a job in the real world, or uncharted territory, remember: you are the hero of your story. You don’t need to know every rule—just trust your instincts, keep your party close, and never be afraid to reroll after a setback.

Equip your courage, wield your creativity, and never underestimate the power of kindness in a world that often needs it most. The quest ahead won’t always be easy—but the greatest stories rarely are.

From the halls of Donegal to the world beyond, may your dice roll true and your adventures be legendary.

Congratulations, Class of 2026—your next chapter begins now.

06/01/2026

As we unpack the car, we wanted to take a moment to say thank you.

A huge thank you to Ron, Jen, and the entire Concoction: A Tabletop Gaming Convention team for putting together an incredible event this past weekend. From the venue and amazing attendees to the vendors we had the chance to spend the weekend with, everything came together to create a truly memorable experience. Events like this don't happen by accident. They happen because of countless hours of planning, coordinating, and dedication behind the scenes. We are grateful to have been part of it and are already looking forward to the next one.

Also, a friendly reminder:

🔒 Lock your phone around Ron.

If you don't, there's a high chance he will video call someone or you'll discover a surprise selfie hiding in your camera roll later (see the attached Exhibit A in the case of Ron vs. Unattended Phones.) Consider this your official warning.

06/01/2026

Attention, adventurers!

After an extensive board meeting (which definitely did not involve chasing each other through the store and arguing over a squeaky dragon), we've finalized this week's hours at The Dice Goblin.

Here's the important stuff:

Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday we're open until 9PM, but our D&D tables are so full they're basically packed tighter than a Bag of Holding stuffed with goblins.

Friday we're open 12PM-6PM.

Saturday we're open 12PM-4:30PM and closing early because apparently the humans have "plans."

Sunday we're open 12PM-4PM, with D&D for Teens from 1PM-4PM - seats are still available for this!

Meanwhile, we'll be conducting our usual duties of inspecting snacks and preventing productivity whenever possible. Come roll some dice, browse some treasures, and give us the ear scratches we've clearly earned.

📍 50 E Main St, Mount Joy, PA

Lily & Cheddar
Chief Executive Corgis and Full-Time Chaos Consultants

05/31/2026

DAY 3 OF Concoction: A Tabletop Gaming Convention

We've reached the final boss battle.

After two days of dice, games, and enough convention walking to qualify as a side quest, Barb and The Dice Goblin are back for the FINAL DAY of Concoction!

Take a peek at this incredible vendor hall! Everywhere you look there's something shiny, nerdy, handcrafted, collectible, or capable of convincing you that your current collection is somehow incomplete.

If you're at Concoction today, make sure you take one last lap through the vendor hall before the portals close and everyone returns to their regularly scheduled reality.