01/03/2026
๐จ๐ฉธBLOODTHIRSTY CRYPTID ALERT ๐ฉธ๐จ
There are CONFIRMED sightings dating back ~550 years of a VAMPIRIC ENTITY ๐ง stalking the shores of the Caribbean, a par*sitic FREAKAZOID only capable of sustaining itself by draining the blood of its victimsโฆ
It creeps in the night like a thief, to plunder, to murder, to satiate its thirst for the blood of every living thing south of the Gulf of Mexico
Witnesses report that these creatures are of humanish stature, but are fundamentally inhuman in their movements, and that they possess glowing red eyes.
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First sighted in the Caribbean, the presence of these fiends has since been DOCUMENTED everywhere between Texas and Antarctica, with an increase in sightings reported throughout the continental United Snakes in recent years
The minions of American Vampirism will try and sell you a story in the coming days/weeks/years/forever into eternity.
When they speak, they lie.
When they are silent, they are stealing.
No war on Venezuela, free Maduro ๐ป๐ช
EL CHUPACABRA
Oil and strontium enamel on canvas
