08/23/2025
To the lady I punched a life-sized middle finger candle at, and you wanted it even more. We appreciate you and all the other weirdos who support us and our violent acts of love.
Dont forget to visit us at the ak state fair if you'd also like a less than appropriate candle punched at you too π₯°π₯°
Or slapped with an oversized crochet slappy hand from Wanderlust Crafts