Jojo's Reticules

10/22/2026

This Home Accents item is sold by JoJosReticules. Ships from Langhorne, PA. Listed on Oct 21, 2026

10/22/2026

🐾❤️ **NEW PRODUCT DROP — AND IT'S PAW-SOME!** ❤️🐾

Calling all dog moms, cat moms, rescue lovers, and people who have more pictures of their pets than their actual family! 😂

The newest additions to JoJo's Reticules have officially landed on Etsy!

Introducing our **laser-cut rosewood pet earrings**, available in three adorable designs:

🐕🐈 **Dog & Cat Hearts** — Because choosing favorites is impossible!

🐈 **Cat Hearts** — For those proudly owned by a cat.

🐾 **Paw Print Teardrops** — Because everything is better with a little paw print!

Each pair is handcrafted from beautiful rosewood plywood, with natural wood grain that makes every pair a little different.

🎉 **LAUNCH SPECIAL — 20% OFF!** 🎉

Use code **PAWSOME20** at checkout and treat yourself (or your favorite pet-obsessed friend)!

🛍️ Shop here:
[https://www.etsy.com/listing/4600902800/rosewood-pet-earrings-dog-cat-heart-cat](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4600902800/rosewood-pet-earrings-dog-cat-heart-cat)

Because let's face it... pet hair is already our favorite accessory. Might as well have earrings to match! 😂🐾

❤️ Handmade with a little attitude!

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This Dangle & Drop Earrings item is sold by JoJosReticules. Ships from Langhorne, PA. Listed on Oct 22, 2026

10/08/2026

🚨 NEW PRODUCT DROP! 🚨

🪞 Mirror, Mirror… Who's the Baddest of Them All? 😏

Our newest engraved bamboo pocket mirrors have officially arrived at JoJo's Reticules, and they're bringing ALL the attitude!

Whether you're shopping for your best bitch, your partner in crime, or just need a daily reminder that you're kind of a badass, we've got a mirror for that! 👑

✨ A few favorites:

💋 Best Bi***es – Same Chaos. Different Day.

😎 Partners in Snark – Keeping Each Other Sane(ish).

👑 Reminder – You're Kind of a Badass.

💖 Mirror, Mirror – Obviously, It's You.

🔥 Damn Girl – You're Looking Good!

Each 2.83" bamboo pocket mirror is laser engraved with a little personality and a whole lot of snark!

🎉 LAUNCH SPECIAL — SAVE 20%! 🎉

Use promo code REFLECT20 at checkout.

🛍️ Shop JoJo's Reticules:
https://jojosreticules.etsy.com/listing/4590405219

Because sometimes your mirror needs to tell you what your best friend already knows. 😘

***es

This Hand & Pocket Mirrors item is sold by JoJosReticules. Ships from Langhorne, PA. Listed on Oct 7, 2026

09/30/2026

🍺 THEY’RE HERE! 🍺

The new bottle openers have officially hit the shop — because apparently I needed one more thing to engrave inappropriate things on. 😂

These have been so much fun to make! Each one is engraved right here in my shop, and there are several designs to choose from — some funny, some snarky, and some that make the perfect gift for the person who already has everything… except a bottle opener with attitude.

🎉 LAUNCH SALE 🎉
For a limited time, take 25% OFF the new bottle openers!

Use code: CRACKITOPEN

Perfect for Christmas gifts, stocking stuffers, birthdays, groomsmen, dads, b**r lovers… or just keeping one for yourself because you deserve nice things. 🍻

Come check them out and tell me which saying is your favorite!

🔗 Shop JoJo’s Reticules on Etsy

09/29/2026

🐾 NEW from JoJo’s Reticules! 🐾

Okay pet parents, this one is for us. ❤️
You know that sound your pet makes? The bark you recognize anywhere, the demanding little meow, the purr, the howl, the snore… or that completely ridiculous noise that is just so them?

Now you can save it. 🥹🐾

My new “Love Leaves Paw Prints” Recordable Keepsake lets you record up to 30 seconds of your pet’s voice—or a special message—and play it back whenever you want.

Each one is handmade from wood and measures approximately 3" × 3.5" × 1.5". It comes with a red ribbon so it can hang on the Christmas tree, but this is definitely a keepsake you can enjoy all year long.

And yes—you can re-record it, because we all know your dog is absolutely NOT going to bark when you actually want them to. 😂

🐾 LAUNCH SALE — 20% OFF for 2 weeks!

Use code SAVETHESOUND or shop directly through the link below and the discount will be applied:
https://jojosreticules.etsy.com?coupon=SAVETHESOUND

SAVE THEIR SOUND. 🐾

Because every pet has a sound you know by heart. ❤️

09/29/2026

🍺 NEW from JoJo’s Reticules! 🍺

Because apparently a bottle opener can do more than just open your b**r… it can also have an attitude. 😂

I’ve been working on a new batch of engraved bottle openers, and naturally, I couldn’t just put boring sayings on them.

A few of the favorites so far:
🍻 Zero F***s. Full Glass.
🍺 Here for the Booze.
🔥 And a whole set of snarky firefighter designs because those were way too much fun to make.

These make great gifts for husbands, dads, firefighters, drinking buddies… or yourself, because you’re an adult and you deserve a bottle opener that matches your personality. 😂

More designs are coming because once I started making these, I clearly had no intention of behaving.

Which saying would YOU want on yours?

JoJo’s Reticules — handmade with a little creativity and all the snark.

06/24/2026

Finally found a reliable supplier for my blank engraving pens
I've updated my listings with new colors and designs, and I'm excited to share them with you. Choose from some of my favorite styles, or reach out to create a custom design that's uniquely yours.
Perfect for gifts, businesses, special events, or everyday use. Message me to get started! ✨🖊️

https://jojosreticules.etsy.com/listing/4524991685

06/01/2026

Running a 20% sale on my Bamboo level/bottle openers for Father's Day. Order yours now. Can be made custom or order one of my delightful puns. I've also added a blank option for you those that want to create one themselves.

This Groomsmen Gifts item is sold by JoJosReticules. Ships from Langhorne, PA. Listed on Mar 10, 2026

05/15/2026

Does anyone know a soon-to-be newlywed getting married October 16, 2026, who'd adore a special deal with their wedding date folded into the pages of "The Message" by Eugene Peterson, beautifully bound in dark blue with an ivory spine, originally intended for another celebration?

05/11/2026

Spent Mother’s day weekend making these lovely custom books. Order yours today. https://jojosreticules.etsy.com/listing/654320130