EsoTerra: Shamanic Oddities

10/15/2026

Kali's started sleeping next to laser. It gets kind of warm when you've got a laser, air pump and laptop next to each other running for hours on end.

10/11/2026

The Kali Klapper in action! It was especially designed for her knowing she loves being scratched and slapped and already is obsessed with my hair brushes and wooden knives. (A lot of cats enjoy being rhythmically patted because it is similar to purring for them.)

10/11/2026

"MY BLADE will destroy you in a single strike. MY BLADE was made from ore found in the furthest, most forsaken realms, it was then bathed in hot lava for millennia and forged under a full moon. Hammered into perfection by dwarven blacksmiths with autism. (so you know it's good)"

We're not done with the knife! Obviously it looks great on its own, but I'm going to go the extra distance, "so you know it's good!".

Also, first proof of concept on the "Kali Klapper"! (Previously "P***y Paddle... 😹)

10/10/2026

Some behind the scenes action of designing the knives! And bonus pics of me skinning Kali! She loves getting scratched with it and will even rub her face on it if your just holding it.

10/10/2026

10/10/2026

The forge has been firing away the past 72 hours! A Tamriel map puzzle with matching box for my brothers sons 1st birthday. Between designing the knives (and a sheath is being sliced out as we speak), this gift and learning more about the laser and GIMP every day, I think I'm starting to do pretty damn good!

I have no idea how to price these, and I plan to make the other Elder Scrolls maps (and more complex puzzles) as well. The puzzle by itself would be dirt cheap (Around $10) but making the box is far more complex (probably about $30 for a puzzle and matching box, and the number and complexity of the pieces is entirely up to you!). I am limited on size, but being a puzzle, I can make it as big as you'd like, but price would very accordingly. This one is around 11"x8".

(The box pictured needs a little clean up with some sandpaper, but it is essentially complete.)

10/09/2026

"That's not a knwife... that's a knwife!" What I've been working on the past 48 hrs. United Cutlery M48 Liberator Sabotage II Combat Knife (Model UC3337). The larger one is actual size at 13.5". Not sure how to price these. I'm thinking $30 for the large and $20 for a mini.

09/14/2026

WIP!!!

09/07/2026

If anyone has been waiting on an update, I've been a little busy lately. I've been working on designs and items to sell at Creative Con held yesterday at the Westside Regional Library, but was unable to have a vendor booth due to some scheduling issues. This was not entirely in vain, however, as the work I've done has still helped my inventory continue to grow.

One such design is a Magic: The Gathering card back standee in 3 different sizes. The Small size (2.5"×3.5", same size as an actual card and 3mm thick) is $10, the Medium size (6"x4.25", 3mm thick) is $20, and the Large (10"x7.15", 6mm thick) is $30.

I have several designs that are not yet completely assembled and even more that are still in the planning stages, so there are plenty more updates coming soon! If there's something you'd like but don't see, feel free to contact me to commission your own custom design or suggest anything ya'll want to see more of!

(BONUS: Pics of Kali to for scale)