Simplee Stated Gifts

05/29/2026

So late last night while I was carrying groceries into the house, I heard rustling in the garage... 👀

Immediately my brain went:
"Oh great… mouse #12." 🐭😅
(Greg has already caught 11 this spring! I know crazy!)

So I make a mental note to tell him to set another trap and keep unloading.

Then I hear it AGAIN.

And this little guy was NOT being subtle… the rustling was loud enough that I started thinking we had one brave mouse on our hands 😂

So I investigated…

And tucked inside a small crate on the garage floor I found THIS little guy trying to get out! 🐢

Now the real question is… HOW in the world did he get in there?! 🤔

Needless to say, this was not the garage guest I was expecting… and I still have questions 😂

05/28/2026

One of the new arrivals today!

05/28/2026

NEW ARRIVALS TODAY!!!!

05/28/2026

👀 Psssst……

There are STILL a few Mystery Purse Bags hiding at Simplee Stated Gifts!! 👜✨

And honestly… we’re a little surprised 😂💕 Each bag is filled with a fun purse (s) + goodies 💖

✨ Mystery bags available in:
👜 $25
👜 $55
👜 $75

No peeking.
No overthinking.
Just pick your mystery and let the fun begin!

But fair warning… once they’re gone, they’re gone 😉

05/28/2026

✨ SQUISHY FANS… THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!! ✨

We may have officially entered our ✨Squishy Era✨ 😂💕

These adorable Squishy shirts are now available by PRE-ORDER at Simplee Stated Gifts!!

🩶 Printed on light gray tees (just like pictured!)
🩶 Youth sizes available (baby through youth large!)
🩶 $17.95 each

Choose your favorite design:
💖 In My Squishy Era
💚 In My Squishy Era (Axolotl)
💙 Squishy Kids Club
✨ You’re a Glitter Dumpling ✨

Because there are SO many youth sizes, we’re taking orders to make sure everyone gets the perfect fit without guessing on inventory!

👀 And hey… if there happens to be a fun-loving adult secretly living their own Squishy Era… adult sizes may be available too 😂💕

Stop in, message us, or comment to order! But fair warning… these may be almost as addictive as the squishies themselves 😂🫶

05/22/2026

05/20/2026

🔥 Your grill called… 🔥
It said it’s ready for local beef 😎🥩
BBQ season is here and we’ve got locally raised beef waiting for your next cookout! 🍔🌭🥩
Before you fire up the grill, swing by Simplee Stated Gifts and grab some local goodness ❤️

Eat local • Grill happy • Support small 🔥