09/05/2026
It’s officially football season, so it’s time to make Cat Vomit Dip.
No, I will not be taking a poll on what to call this. My family named it decades ago and I’ve made peace with it. It’s not fancy, it’s not new, and it’s definitely not winning any beauty contests — but it disappears every single time I make it, so here we are.
The (very scientific) recipe:
1 lb Jimmy Dean sausage
1 brick cream cheese
1 can Ro-Tel (drained)
Brown the sausage, scraping up all those good crispy bits. Toss in the cream cheese and stir till melted. Add your drained Ro-Tel, stir, heat through. Eat with the chips of your choice. Done.
This reheats like a dream if you have leftovers, which if your family is anything like mine, the chances will be slim. Also this is 100% makes a great girl dinner, just sayin’. 🤷♀️