01/20/2026
Winter has a way of making even the toughest among us question all of our life choices.
One minute you’re fine, and the next you’re standing outside wondering why your face hurts, your eyelashes are frozen, and everything feels unnecessarily difficult. Naturally, you start thinking something must be wrong… so you do what everyone does and Google your symptoms.
Turns out, the diagnosis is pretty simple.
i just really dislike winter.
Either take me to Florida or wake me up when it's spring