Chaos and caffeine

13/04/2026

Have you tried biscuitville?!?? It’s a spot we found in Sanford NC and it was so good! I absolutely recommend it!

22/03/2026

Well… it finally happened. I’ve been promoted to OMA. 😳😂

I’m not entirely sure how I’m old enough for this, but here we are. And let me tell you—I am OBSESSED already. This tiny human has me wrapped around her little finger and she hasn’t even done anything except exist and be adorable.

Watching my daughter become a parent is equal parts “how are you old enough for this?” and “wow, I’m so proud I could cry.”

New title, new level of love… and apparently, new permission to spoil. 😎💕

15/03/2026

Take time to mar the memories. Stop and smell the wildflowers. We stopped at a little pull off right before Bullhead City in Arizona to look around and we had such a nice little walk! Thanks for the adventure!!

27/01/2026

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26/01/2026

I’ve never considered myself a stylish person. I always just wear whatever is comfortable. But I do love my penny loafers. I’m so excited to hear that people are starting to wear them again. It’ll be good to give my Doc Martin’s a break. What’s something that you wear whether it’s in style or not? 💜

15/01/2026

Well look at that! A new your times best seller!!! Congratulations Applesauceandadhd!

10/01/2026

Look at this fella just rolling in the parking lot collecting trash! I still find myself in awe of them 😂 and just an fyi, don’t run them over. This thing is a literal dried up bush that got ripped up from the soil because it died and is crunchy. It WILL get stuck I. Your under carriage and be a pain in your neck. They are cool to see tho.

08/01/2026

The struggle is real.

06/01/2026

If you haven’t ordered it you can go get it January 6 !!! I can’t wait to go to book tour in San Diego!!!
You may be wondering if this book is even good and to that I say

OF COURSE ITS GOOD,
JESSIE WROTE IT !!

T-minus 1 day until my book is officially published!!!!

NYC OH MY GOD

Wait. Pinch Me! Is this real?!

If you came out tonight— THANK YOU!!

My book will be in stores (and LOTS of your hands) TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!

This was amazing I can’t wait to do a debrief with you all once I have more than 5 minutes buttttt in the meantime— goodnight NYC!

Tomorrow New Jersey!

Can’t wait to see you there!!!!!!!

06/01/2026

I love making these funny videos. They make me laugh, I hope you laugh too!