21/07/2026
Coming soon... assuming the experiment doesn't require another **43** prototypes.
After extensive research (also known as "I thought this would be cool"), I've developed my latest breakthrough: **Big Bang Theory laser-engraved coaster sets!**
The experiment includes five custom designs featuring the gang — because apparently even beverages deserve a little scientific supervision.
Results are pending peer review, but early testing suggests they pair well with coffee, snacks, and conversations that go completely off the rails.
Side effects may include random quotes, unnecessary corrections of your friends' facts, and the urge to say **"Bazinga!"**
More information will be released once the research team (me) stops playing with the laser.