10/08/2026
Okay, story time. And I know you guys love a story time.
I have a special skill that most of you probably don't know about. I will email or call people who are a REALLY big deal without having any idea that they're a big deal.
Like, I have absolutely no business talking to some of these people the way I do.
For example, Mark Zuckerberg once took a selfie with us, and I was like, "Hey, can you text that to me?" And everyone in the room laughed like yeah....no. I think it might be my autism.
Anyways...I have no business saying things like that, but I do.
I'll call someone, have absolutely no idea who they are or sometimes I do, and be like, "Hey bestie, can you do me a quick favor?" And then THEY DO. It's insane.
ANYWAYS.
Last night, I had a dream that I should be in an Adam Sandler movie.
So naturally, I got Adam Sandler's phone number. I have no idea who gave it to me, which honestly seems like it should've been the hard part.
But I just called him up and was like, "Hey, my man. I don't really know why, but I just feel like I'd be great in a movie with you. And also, I think we should be friends."
And he was like, "You know what? You're right. Why don't you come out to California?" Does he live there? No idea. But thats where the dream went.
So obviously, I went to California. Like, the next day.
And I stayed at his house with his wife and kids.
And while I was there, he asked me to fix some things around his house. Which, sure. Why not?
I also had Wink with me because I was apparently still wearing her around from all her eye problems.
So then, for reasons I cannot explain, I was taking Adam Sandler's daughter to swim practice. I don't even know if his kids swim, but apparently I was in charge of that. Pretty sure they are actors but who am I to question the dream.
And I left Wink at his house.
So I call my buddy Adam, and I'm like, "OH MY GOD. I don't know where Wink is, and I don't know if anyone's home. Is anyone there? Can someone check on her?"
And he's like, "I got you. I'm calling 911."
So 911 gets to the house.
AND HIS ENTIRE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.
But the firefighters go inside, and apparently there's ONE room that isn't on fire. And it's kind of like a stage? I don't know if Adam Sandler has a stage in his house, but apparently he does in my dream.
And Wink is in there.
And for some reason, DAKOTA JOHNSON is also there like with the firefighters.
And thank God for Dakota Johnson because she actually found Wink before the firefighters did.
Because the firefighters were NOT understanding that Wink is blind and deaf, and I was getting really upset with how they were looking for her.
Anyways, there was another dog in the house, and he was okay too.
And I'm pretty sure Adam Sandler and I stayed best friends, and I ended up doing a movie with him.
So anyways.
That's how my day is going so far.
Adam Sandler Also if any of you are friends with Adam or Dakota please thank them for rescuing my dog and putting me in a movie. 🤣