Udder Nonsense Farms

04/09/2025

Get ready for the largest, true farmers market in West Georgia! Now sitting at 210 vendors lots filled and still accepting vendors, this year’s MFM 2025 is going to be massive!

And don’t worry about needing to leave for lunch! We’ve got you covered on food & beverages! Enjoy refreshments from 30 different vendors while you shop or when you need a break. From tacos, to hotdogs, BBQ, lemonade, funnels cakes, cupcakes or coffee, we have it all!

We even have a kids corner filled with multiple large bouncy houses, flag football, laser tag, and more! Just don’t get distracted by all of the kune kune piglets and goats and forget your kid! 😉

Press the link below to join us!

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03/16/2025

Thankfully all is well here. We will return to taking calls as normal tomorrow. Our area seems to have fared pretty decently, however some surrounding areas are reporting downed trees, power lines and roof damage. I hope everyone and their fur and feathered babies fared well in last nights storms. Spring is springing and this will not be the last event of the season! -Ashley

03/14/2025

Tomorrow, Saturday March 15, 2025 and potentially Sunday March 16, 2025 Udder Nonsense Farms will be closed due to in-climate weather. This is the message I posted to my personal page so you may have already seen it. I hope that everyone stays safe and please take the proper precautions to protect your life and property:

Alright GA/AL friends, I saw a down trend this morning and got excited but my excitement did not last. Our risk has been upgraded from a 3 to a 4, and a day 2 high risk has been added by the NWS. The NWS issuing a day 2 high risk (meaning the day before an event ) has historically ONLY happened 3 times (and all 3 times it wasnt good) The models are now showing an event more favorable of discreet supercells rather than a linear one- and this is more conducive of violent, long track tornadoes. For me, I am going to keep praying for a down trend but preparing for the worst. Everyone needs a safety plan, everyone needs to plan on sleeping below ground if possible or staying somewhere where that is possible. Have a way to receive alerts that will WAKE YOU UP. This is going to be a nocturnal event (as they often are in dixie alley) I am keeping my fingers crossed that one of the failure modes kicks in and it "busts". Also remember, that just becuase you dont experience severe weather, someone else will be tonight and tomorrow. That does not mean it was overhyped. I will message everyone I can ahead of time prior to something happening however, tomorrow night is going to be an insanely busy one so dont rely on me to follow what is happening. I am especially concerned becuase historically HRRR and NAM 3 Conus have biases that have struggled with predicting storms remaining strong once we loose day time heating, and this time they are predicting that. Please be safe everyone and prepare now.

03/11/2025

Even though the count down to our market gives us anxiety to wrap up planning, the excitement to see the community come together overcomes all of those emotions!

We hope to see you there! Be sure to click the link below to join us!

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03/10/2025

My monkey's health update: We have achieved three consecutive days without tumor bleeding, accompanied by a 25% reduction in inflammation. The ulcerated tissue is healing remarkably well, and his appetite and energy levels are excellent. Furthermore, he is exhibiting increased agility, effortlessly jumping on and off furniture.His vet team and I worked closely to establish a protocol. We will have another follow up this week to determine if we are going to stay on this plan or adjust our course. I have had the time I needed to wrap my head around this and feel much better now that a game plan is established. Now that we are on a path forward, I am better equipped to tackle work with the quality focus you as our clients, and your animals deserve. Feel free to reach out and get on the schedule for testing services! I appreciate everyone’s understanding sincerely! -Ashley

03/06/2025

We got the painful news that our 16 year old dacshund is nearing the end of his life. I’m grateful I still have time to make sure he knows how much we love him and appreciate him. That being said, I am going to take the next few days to focus on supporting my kiddos, addressing care plans for the time he has remaining with his vet team, loving him and gathering myself emotionally. I will not be going out on any calls for livestock testing services for the next few days. I appreciate all of my clients endlessly for trusting us and in turn for helping to support our farm and I further appreciate your understanding. If farm life has taught me anything it’s that devastation can happen in the blink of an eye with no warning and I am incredibly grateful to be given the time to make sure he knows how much we love and appreciate him. Thank you again for your understanding. - sincerely, Ashley

03/04/2025

Come out and see us!

Be sure to press “GOING” to join us May 17th for the largest, true farmers market in West Georgia!

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02/02/2025

We will be in town tomorrow in Carrollton. If anyone has fecals they need ran on their livestock DM us! We can pick up or you can drop off ☺️

01/14/2025

A client of mine has Nubian does and kids UFD and they are papered. DM me or Crystal Gable if you are interested.

01/07/2025

We have baby goats in coats! All prepped for this cold spell!