05/14/2020
This reminds like me of the 1st time my friends took me to The Jersey Shore. After a long night of shenanigans that continued thru 2 the next day, we made our way to the beach. I was in disbelief that Tiki wanted to charge me so much $$$ to go into the ocean 🌊 I was like whatchumean? They don’t own the ocean! Pshht! Watch, I said, I’ll bet u right now I get in that water without paying. Nah, they said u can’t do that here & I said-Oh yea? Watch me. ...& there I went! 💃🏼...Flew down the stairs in flip flops & a tie dye maxi dress, thru the downstairs bar, over the sand & into the water I went! I started splashing water & screaming (nearly waist deep) “FREEEEEEDOOOOM!” as I rein-acted the scene from Braveheart w/ Mel Gibson & I started preaching (very loudly) 🙌🏼 “God made this ocean!!! U do not own these waters!!!” Directly in front of me, there was a big blanket of couples, about 10 really good lookin brothas & sistas, bangin bods, the whole 9 yards lookin at me like WhoTF is this crazy white chick??? 😧 But then they all started laughing when they realized ok she’s just buggin on some litlyfe s**t, lol. So finally 2 security guards come over & proceed 2 fetch me out of the water & say Okaaaay hun, come on now, u don’t have a wristband & chuckling to themselves as they politely pull me out of the water while my “new NJ” friends were watching in shock from the upper deck bar. By the look of utter disbelief on their faces, they couldn’t believe that I had defied authority! They asked my girlfriend that I worked w/ where in TH did u meet her? 😧 All the people were cheering & Hi-Fiving me otw back up to bar. I told them, see? I told u I wouldn’t pay to get in that water 😜 AND they didn’t throw me out to boot! The lesson here is, just bcuz authority tells u, YOU CAN’T, it doesn’t necessarily make it right.
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Such good memories, it’d be a dayum shame if our country stays closed & the boardwalk & its businesses go bankrupt over this BS. Can u imagine finally turning 21 being “young & free” only to find yourself in a false prison? How sad when society won’t have any fun & crazy stories to reminisce about w/ their friends. Our civil liberties our being trampled on & we need to stand together 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸We aren’t animals to be corralled into submission. We ARE the PEOPLE! Stand up! Support your fellow countrymen, especially local businesses! We can do it safely & with a well thought out plan. Good luck to the gym owner in NJ on Monday! 💪🏼 Git it brother 🤜🏼🤛🏼
California police were in the process of arresting a woman for going on the beach. When dozens of other people joined her, the outnumbered police let her go and stood down
