10/09/2026
Need another reason to support small, local businesses like ours? Check out this article about Amazon's "About You" section in your profile, with users sharing wild things they found, such as "Too short to reach into a 40-inch deep box", "Not a big SpongeBob fan", "Cannot keep real plants alive", "Husband has skinny legs", "Cusses when scared", and "has flat buttocks" π² We can assure you that we are not keeping track of your physical attributes or botanical abilities π€£, so come shop where your purchases don't create a list of recorded assumptions about you and your life (other than having at least occasional good taste in where you shop) π
A recently uncovered feature reveals that Amazon is actually categorizing its users with highly specific, and occasionally blunt, personal profiles. π β¬οΈ