13/10/2026
TUESDAY FUNNY with Shabby Shack Decor — MONDAY’S UGLY TWIN SISTER 😂
Because apparently Monday wasn’t enough. It had to come back wearing a different outfit and call itself Tuesday. 🙄😂
😂 TUESDAY FUNNY — MONDAY’S UGLY TWIN SISTER 😂
Because apparently Monday wasn’t enough. It had to come back wearing a different outfit and call itself Tuesday. 🙄😂
I was supposed to post this on Friday.
I didn’t.
Which means we can immediately add:
IGD = I Got Distracted
(Let’s blame the squirrels.) 🐿️
Welcome to the Shabby Shack South African Crafter Dictionary — because normal English simply cannot explain what happens when you put a crafter, paint, coffee, animals and an unfinished project in the same room.
PHD = Projects Half Done
They are NOT abandoned. We are waiting for inspiration. There is a difference. 😌
JFMM = Just Five More Minutes
In crafter time this could mean five minutes, 45 minutes or three hours. Please don't wait up.
DEM = Dog Eyeing Me
Those sad brown eyes saying, “Put the paintbrush down, woman. I have needs.” 🐶
DPP = Dog Paw Prints
Usually discovered approximately 0.3 seconds after the dog has walked through the paint. 🐾
CFP = Cat Fell In Paint
And now apparently we have a custom-painted cat. 🐈
HBP = Hiding — I’m Busy Painting
If you can see my car outside, no you can't.
SHCGD = Staying Home, Courier Guy Delivery
Now THAT knock at the gate I will answer. 📦😂
OSPS = Oh S**t, Paint Spillage
Self-explanatory. We don't need to discuss it.
And then we have the slightly more specific...
OSBPPS = Oh S**t, Bright Pink Paint Spillage
This can happen when somebody shakes the paint without checking whether the lid is properly closed first.
I have absolutely NO IDEA who would do something like that. 👀
Moving swiftly along...
OOCNG = Out Of Coffee, Need Gin
Danica... this one is yours. 🍷🤣
OWII = Oooohhh, What If I...
⚠️ Dangerous words.
This is how one innocent little project becomes seven new projects, a trip for supplies and absolutely nothing getting finished.
And finally...
SSSBC = Shabby Shack Sale, Bring Coupons!
Because apparently we all need more craft supplies.
Yes. Need. Don't question it. 😂
RIGHT, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! 👇🤣
There is NO WAY we've covered everything that happens in the life of a crafter.
So I want YOUR additions to the South African Crafter Dictionary.
Pop your own abbreviation + meaning in the comments.
Make it funny.
Make it South African. 🇿🇦
Make it something that will have another crafter saying:
“OH MY WORD. THAT'S ME!” 😂
I'll collect my favourites from the comments and we'll make a Shabby Shack Crafter Dictionary — Part 2 featuring your contributions.
And please...
DON'T BEHAVE YOURSELVES.
I want the good ones. 🤣🤣🤣
Happy Tuesday — Monday's ugly twin sister, my fellow creative chaos coordinators. ❤️
May your coffee stay paint-free, your paint lids stay CLOSED, your animals stop walking through wet paint, and may your scissors be exactly where you swear you left them.
❤️ Shabby Shack Decor
Everything you need to create beauty... and one hell of a mess while doing it.