12/06/2026
POV: your husband says
“just a plain harness… nothing daft”
…and you hear:
✨PINK WINGS✨
Because I’m sorry???
WHAT IS A DRAGON WITHOUT WINGS
Bonnie yesterday:
absolutely not ❌
offended ❌
filing a complaint ❌
Bonnie today:
…fine 😒
but I will remember this
Currently in negotiations before we upgrade to:
✨outside adventures✨
Just waiting for the UK to stop being aggressively moist so she can go on her little dragon walk 🐉☔😂