MLC Baking

10/13/2026

🚨🔥 WHO’S GONNA BUY MLC OUT?! 🔥🚨

Cookie troublemakers, I’ve got 11 BIG, BEAUTIFUL, BAD DECISION-MAKING COOKIES left! Come get them before I question my self-control! 😈🍪

🔥 3 Stuffed Biscoff Bliss Regular cookies weren’t enough temptation!

🍫 4 Snickers Shock – Chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and “I deserve this!” 🤤

🥜🍌 4 Peanut Butter Banana Pudding Peanut butter, banana, and a whole lot of flavor!

💥 THAT’S IT! 11 COOKIES BETWEEN YOU AND HAPPINESS! 💥

Who has ZERO WILLPOWER AND EXCELLENT TASTE and wants to wipe me out? 😂

👀 Be the hero and save these cookies from another night alone!

👇 COMMENT WHAT YOU WANT AND HOW MANY! First come, first served!

💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING WE DON’T SELL SELF-CONTROL. WE SELL THE REASON YOU LOST IT! 😎🔥

10/12/2026

🚨🌪️ MLC HAS OFFICIALLY CAUSED AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT. 🌪️🚨

We took pineapple upside-down cake…
Threw it headfirst into a piña colada…
Added coconut…
Then stood back and watched the whole thing lose its damn mind. 😈🍍🥥

Introducing:

🌴🔥 COLADA CHAOS 🔥🌴

A soft, thick pineapple cookie loaded with tropical flavor and enough coconut attitude to make you question every boring cookie you’ve ever accepted into your life.

This isn’t a cute little “hint of the tropics.”
This cookie grabbed the whole island, shook it violently and stuffed the aftermath into one delicious piece of chaos.

🍍 Pineapple bringing the trouble
🥥 Coconut making reckless decisions
🌴 Piña colada flavor committing crimes against self control
💥 MLC turning dessert into a full blown tropical disaster

No passport needed.
No bartender required.
And absolutely no guarantee you’ll stop after the first one.

COLADA CHAOS has entered the building and basic cookies have been advised to evacuate immediately.

Who’s brave enough to take the first bite? 👀🔥

MLC BAKING
We don’t make ordinary cookies. We create edible problems!!!

Mrs. MLC AND MLC MINI ME( he’s not so mini 🤣😂) APPROVED

10/11/2026

🚨🍪 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MLC COOKIE WAR HEADQUARTERS!!! 🍪🚨

FIRST OF ALL… WE’RE LATE! 🤦‍♂️😂

Apparently, our technology decided to take a vacation WITHOUT APPROVAL! 💻💀

We had some technical difficulties, but don’t worry… THE COOKIES ARE STILL UNDER CONTROL! 😈🍪

NOW… ON TO THE BUSINESS EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR!!! 👀🔥

After a HARD-FOUGHT BATTLE… votes were flying, parents were rallying, and teachers were fighting for classroom bragging rights! 😂

The people have spoken, the votes have been counted, and ONE CLASSROOM HAS CLAIMED THE COOKIE CROWN! 👑🍪

🥁🥁🥁 DRUMROLL PLEASE!!! 🥁🥁🥁

🏆🎉🍪 CONGRATULATIONS, MISS MEEKS!!! 🍪🎉🏆

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE QUEEN OF THE DUPONT ELEMENTARY COOKIE WARS!!! 👑💜💛

Your supporters showed up, showed out, and made sure YOUR classroom was getting those MLC cookies!

🍪 MISS MEEKS AND HER ENTIRE CLASS HAVE WON AN MLC BAKING COOKIE PARTY!!! 🍪

And to all the other teachers… DON’T FEEL BAD! Your students still love you… they just apparently didn’t campaign hard enough! 🤣🤣💀

Seriously, THANK YOU to everyone who voted, shared, commented, and helped make this contest a blast!

💜 DUPONT ELEMENTARY, YOU SHOWED UP AND SHOWED OUT!!! 💜

And Miss Meeks… tell your class to get those taste buds ready because MLC BAKING IS COMING IN HOT!!! 🔥🍪

😈 THE COOKIE WAR IS OVER… BUT THE SUGAR RUSH IS JUST BEGINNING!!!

💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING — WE DON’T DO BORING. WE DO DELICIOUS!

WE WILL WORK THROUGH MISS CHESNEY TO GET THE DATE NAILED DOWN

10/11/2026

🚨🚨 RED BANK… HIDE YOUR WALLETS, CANCEL YOUR DIETS, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT ON SOME STRETCHY PANTS!!! 🚨🚨

😈🍪 MLC BAKING IS COMING TO TOWN, AND APPARENTLY NOBODY LEARNED THEIR LESSON THE LAST TIME!!! 🍪😈

October 24th, we’re invading B&B Discount for Chips’ Cars & Coffee, and somebody clearly made a questionable decision inviting us. 🤣

🚗 Classic cars? CHECK!
☕ Hot coffee? CHECK!
🎃 Trunk-or-treat? CHECK!
🎶 DJ, vendors, and food trucks? CHECK!
🍪 An unhinged baker with absolutely ZERO respect for your calorie count? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS!!! 💀🤣

Now, we know what you’re thinking…

“MLC, I really need to watch what I eat.”

👀 WELL, WATCH YOURSELF EAT SIX COOKIES. PROBLEM SOLVED. 🤷‍♂️🤣

“My doctor told me to cut back on sweets.”

👀 DID YOUR DOCTOR SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SUPPORTING SMALL BUSINESSES?! EXACTLY. 💀

“I’m just coming to look at the cars.”

👀 AND I’M JUST COMING TO SELL ONE COOKIE. WE’RE BOTH FULL OF IT. 🤣🤣

Listen, folks…

These people are putting on a FAMILY-FRIENDLY event with beautiful cars, great coffee, trunk-or-treat, and an entire day of fun.

AND THEN THERE’S MLC.

We’re basically the bad influence your mother warned you about… EXCEPT WE COME WITH BUTTERCREAM AND A BUSINESS LICENSE. 😈🔥

📅 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24TH
⏰ 10 AM – 4 PM
📍 B&B DISCOUNT
4825 Dayton Blvd., Red Bank, TN

Bring the kids. Bring Grandma. Bring that one friend who’s “not eating sugar anymore.”

ESPECIALLY BRING THAT FRIEND. WE LOVE A CHALLENGE. 😏🍪

💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING

WE DON’T SELL REGRETS. WE SELL THE REASON YOU HAVE THEM. 💀🍪🔥

10/11/2026

DuPont Elementary we’re less than 24 hours away from finding out who’s the most loyal class remember to vote for your teacher cookie party voting ends at 5 PM Sunday winner announced at 6 PM

🚨🍪 DUPONT ELEMENTARY… MLC BAKING IS ABOUT TO START SOME CLASSROOM CHAOS!!! 🍪🚨

Teachers, we hope you’re ready… because we’re about to find out WHO HAS THE MOST LOYAL CLASS IN THE SCHOOL! 😈💜💛

🔥 MLC BAKING IS GIVING AWAY A COOKIE PARTY TO ONE LUCKY CLASSROOM! 🔥

That’s right! We’re bringing the cookies, the sugar rush, and probably a classroom full of kids who suddenly think their teacher is the greatest person alive! 😂🍪

🏆 HOW TO WIN:

✅ STEP 1: Follow MLC Baking on FACEBOOK!

✅ STEP 2: Follow MLC Baking on INSTAGRAM!

✅ STEP 3: COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE DUPONT ELEMENTARY TEACHER’S NAME BELOW! 👇

🍪 THE TEACHER WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS A COOKIE PARTY FOR THEIR ENTIRE CLASS! 🍪

💥 Students, parents, grandparents, friends… it’s time to rally behind your favorite teacher!

📣 SHARE THIS POST! TAG YOUR FRIENDS! SPREAD THE WORD!

Because let’s face it… your teacher puts up with enough chaos all year. The least we can do is reward them with some MLC cookies! 🤣

⏰ VOTING ENDS: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 5:00 PM!

🏆 WINNER ANNOUNCED: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 6:00 PM!

🚨 ONE VOTE PER PERSON — SO MAKE YOURS COUNT!

😈 LET THE COOKIE WARS BEGIN!

💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING — WE DON’T DO BORING. WE DO DELICIOUS!

10/08/2026

🚨🍪 DUPONT ELEMENTARY… MLC BAKING IS ABOUT TO START SOME CLASSROOM CHAOS!!! 🍪🚨

Teachers, we hope you’re ready… because we’re about to find out WHO HAS THE MOST LOYAL CLASS IN THE SCHOOL! 😈💜💛

🔥 MLC BAKING IS GIVING AWAY A COOKIE PARTY TO ONE LUCKY CLASSROOM! 🔥

That’s right! We’re bringing the cookies, the sugar rush, and probably a classroom full of kids who suddenly think their teacher is the greatest person alive! 😂🍪

🏆 HOW TO WIN:

✅ STEP 1: Follow MLC Baking on FACEBOOK!

✅ STEP 2: Follow MLC Baking on INSTAGRAM!

✅ STEP 3: COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE DUPONT ELEMENTARY TEACHER’S NAME BELOW! 👇

🍪 THE TEACHER WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS A COOKIE PARTY FOR THEIR ENTIRE CLASS! 🍪

💥 Students, parents, grandparents, friends… it’s time to rally behind your favorite teacher!

📣 SHARE THIS POST! TAG YOUR FRIENDS! SPREAD THE WORD!

Because let’s face it… your teacher puts up with enough chaos all year. The least we can do is reward them with some MLC cookies! 🤣

⏰ VOTING ENDS: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 5:00 PM!

🏆 WINNER ANNOUNCED: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 6:00 PM!

🚨 ONE VOTE PER PERSON — SO MAKE YOURS COUNT!

😈 LET THE COOKIE WARS BEGIN!

💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING — WE DON’T DO BORING. WE DO DELICIOUS!

10/08/2026

🚨🍪 DUPONT ELEMENTARY… MLC BAKING IS ABOUT TO START SOME CLASSROOM CHAOS!!! 🍪🚨

Teachers, we hope you’re ready… because we’re about to find out WHO HAS THE MOST LOYAL CLASS IN THE SCHOOL! 😈💜💛

🔥 MLC BAKING IS GIVING AWAY A COOKIE PARTY TO ONE LUCKY CLASSROOM! 🔥

That’s right! We’re bringing the cookies, the sugar rush, and probably a classroom full of kids who suddenly think their teacher is the greatest person alive! 😂🍪

🏆 HOW TO WIN:

✅ STEP 1: Follow MLC Baking on FACEBOOK!

✅ STEP 2: Follow MLC Baking on INSTAGRAM!

✅ STEP 3: COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE DUPONT ELEMENTARY TEACHER’S NAME BELOW! 👇

🍪 THE TEACHER WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS A COOKIE PARTY FOR THEIR ENTIRE CLASS! 🍪

💥 Students, parents, grandparents, friends… it’s time to rally behind your favorite teacher!

📣 SHARE THIS POST! TAG YOUR FRIENDS! SPREAD THE WORD!

Because let’s face it… your teacher puts up with enough chaos all year. The least we can do is reward them with some MLC cookies! 🤣

⏰ VOTING ENDS: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 5:00 PM!

🏆 WINNER ANNOUNCED: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 6:00 PM!

🚨 ONE VOTE PER PERSON — SO MAKE YOURS COUNT!

😈 LET THE COOKIE WARS BEGIN!

💜🖤💛 MLC BAKING — WE DON’T DO BORING. WE DO DELICIOUS!

10/05/2026

🚨 GESTAMP… CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING. 🚨

MLC Baking pulled up today choosing VIOLENCE. 😂🍪🔥

Three heavy hitters. LIMITED QUANTITIES. And when they’re gone, THEY’RE GONE.

⚡ SNICKERS SHOCK Chocolate cookie loaded with caramel & peanuts and STUFFED with a mini Snickers.
🥜🍌 PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BLAST Peanut butter + banana came together and absolutely lost their minds.
🍌🔥 BANANA PUDDING COOKIE Because apparently regular banana pudding wasn’t dangerous enough.

Gestamp employees, COME GET YOURS BEFORE YOUR COWORKER DOES. 👀

And don’t hit me later with:
“Ken, you got any more of those Snickers ones?”

NOPE. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 😂😂

🔥 WANT TO MAKE SURE YOURS DOESN’T DISAPPEAR?
👇 ORDER BELOW AND I’LL HOLD YOUR COOKIES FOR YOU! 👇

Claim what you want before somebody else beats you to it. 😈🍪

🍪 GET YOUR ORDER IN.
🔥 PICK YOUR WEAPON.
💜 WELCOME TO THE CHAOS.

MLC BAKING WE DON’T MAKE BORING COOKIES.

10/05/2026

🚨🍌🥜 AS IF SNICKERS SHOCK WASN’T ENOUGH… MLC HAS MADE ANOTHER QUESTIONABLE DECISION. 🥜🍌🚨

We literally JUST introduced SNICKERS SHOCK and apparently somebody around here said…

“You know what MLC needs?”

ANOTHER COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY COOKIE. 😂

So here we freaking go…

💥🍌 INTRODUCING PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BLAST! 🍌💥

We took that sweet, comforting banana pudding flavor, threw in some rich peanut butter goodness, and created a cookie that tastes like banana pudding and a peanut butter cookie got together after hours and made some VERY questionable decisions. 😈😂

🍌 Sweet banana goodness
🥜 Rich peanut butter
🍪 Soft, thick MLC-style cookie
💥 Absolutely ZERO self-control required

Could we have just made a regular banana cookie?

YES.

Were we going to?

ABSOLUTELY THE HELL NOT. 😂

Because apparently MLC woke up and chose COOKIE VIOLENCE.

First SNICKERS SHOCK. ⚡️

Now PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BLAST. 💥

At this point, we’re not even developing flavors anymore…

WE’RE CREATING PROBLEMS. 😂🍪🔥

So Chattanooga…

🥜🍌 WHO’S TRYING THE PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BLAST?

And more importantly…

👇 SNICKERS SHOCK OR PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BLAST — WHICH ONE ARE YOU PICKING?! 👇

Choose wisely.

Or don’t.

MLC fully supports ordering both and making tomorrow-you deal with the consequences. 😈😂

10/05/2026

🚨⚡️ WARNING: MLC HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LEFT UNSUPERVISED. ⚡️🚨

Somebody probably should’ve stopped us.

Nobody did.

So here we are. 😂

Introducing the newest member of the MLC “this is probably excessive, but we’re doing it anyway” collection…

⚡️🍪 SNICKERS SHOCK 🍪⚡️

We started with a rich CHOCOLATE cookie.

Could’ve stopped there.

NOPE.

We added CARAMEL.

Still could’ve stopped.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Then came the PEANUTS.

And because apparently MLC has never heard the words “that’s enough”…

💥 WE STUFFED A MINI SNICKERS BAR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 💥

Chocolate. 🍫
Caramel. 🤤
Peanuts. 🥜
Snickers stuffed inside. 💣

This cookie is thick, ridiculous, completely over the top, and probably needs its own warning label.

In other words…

IT’S MLC AS HELL. 😂🔥

So Chattanooga, we have one question:

⚡️ WHO WANTS TO GET HIT WITH THE SNICKERS SHOCK? ⚡️

Try it… IF YOU DARE. 😈🍪

And remember — if you eat one and suddenly find yourself standing in the kitchen at midnight looking for another one…

MLC accepts absolutely no responsibility for your decisions. 😂