The Red Witch

10/15/2026

🍄🎃 Y’ALL BULLIED THE WITCH INTO MORE REAL ESTATE! 🏡🖤

Y’all begged. Y’all pleaded. Y’all practically started a petition with the Old Gods! 😂🔮

And well… THE RED WITCH FINALLY CAVED! ❤️‍🔥

After selling out of my last batch of pumpkin cottages BEFORE HALLOWEEN EVEN ARRIVED, I had no choice but to summon my little mushroom people and tell them to GET BACK TO WORK! 🍄🔨✨

The tiny construction crew is officially working overtime, and MORE MAGICAL PUMPKIN COTTAGES ARE ON THE WAY! 🎃🏡

For just $35, you can become the proud owner of your very own enchanted pumpkin cottage, complete with an OFFICIAL DEED OF OWNERSHIP! 📜✨

Because apparently, in this economy, the only affordable housing left is in the Fae Realm! 😂🍄

🖤 Handmade with love, a little chaos, and a whole lot of witchcraft!

🎃 WHO’S READY TO BECOME A TINY PUMPKIN LANDLORD?! Drop a 🍄 in the comments if you want one before my mushroom people go on strike!

10/13/2026

🖤🔥 THE VEIL IS THINNING… AND THE WITCHES ARE GATHERING! 🔥🖤

🍂🦇 Hear ye, witches, pagans, heathens, and lovers of all things spooky! The season of Samhain is upon us, and the Old Gods are calling you to gather! 🌙✨

🔮 The Red Witch will be bringing her magickal creations to The Pentacle Store’s FIRST ANNUAL SAMHAIN MARKET! 🐦‍⬛🖤

Come wander among local artisans, discover handcrafted treasures, find your next witchy obsession, and prepare for the most magickal time of the year! 🍄🐉

🕯️ THE GATHERING DETAILS 🕯️

🎃 Event: First Annual Samhain Market
📅 When: Sunday, October 18th, 2026
⏰ Time: 12:00 PM – 5:00 PM
📍 Where: The Pentacle Store
🗺️ 4658 Holston Dr, Knoxville, TN 37914

🖤 Come support your local witches, makers, and small businesses while celebrating the season when the veil between worlds grows thin!

🔥 The ancestors are watching, the ravens are calling, and The Red Witch awaits your arrival! 🔥

🍂 TAG YOUR FAVORITE WITCHY FRIEND WHO NEEDS TO COME WITH YOU! 🖤

✨ Come for the magick. Stay for the mischief. ✨

10/13/2026

🔮🍄 THE WITCHES ARE GATHERING… AND THE RED WITCH HAS BEEN SUMMONED! 🖤🔥🌙

The veil is thinning, the autumn winds are whispering, and this little Völva is packing up her magical creatures and enchanted wares for another wickedly wonderful adventure! 🐉✨

🖤 THIS SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17TH, come find The Red Witch at the 🌙 MOON MARKET 🌙 hosted by New Moon Rising Gifts & Goods!

I’ll be bringing a little Norse magic, a whole lot of chaos, and enough mystical creations to make even Loki curious. 😈🔥

🍄 Adopt a magical creature!
🐉 Discover handmade mythical beasts!
🧪 Explore my enchanted wares!
🖤 Come say hello to your favorite chaotic redheaded Völva!

And that’s just MY little corner of the magic! You’ll also find incredible local artists, makers, readers, energy workers, delicious food, and so much more! 🔮

🌙 WHERE: New Moon Rising Gifts & Goods
📍 1520 N. Central St. #101, Knoxville, TN 37917
🗓️ WHEN: Saturday, October 17th
⏰ TIME: 12 PM – 4 PM
🐾 Family-friendly & pets welcome!
🌧️ Rain or shine!

✨ You don’t have to be a witch to join the gathering… but you might leave feeling a little more magical! ✨

🔥 So grab your fellow witches, pagans, goblins, and lovers of all things strange and wonderful, and come support your local magical community!

🖤 The old gods are calling… will you answer? 🐦‍⬛🌙

10/11/2026

⚔️🔥 ODIN’S RAVENS HAVE SPOKEN… AND THE WITCH IS WAITING! 🔥⚔️

🐦‍⬛ DAY TWO OF THE TRIALS OF RAGNARÖK HAS BEGUN! 🐦‍⬛

The horns have sounded, the warriors have gathered, and the old Gods are watching! ⚔️

But beware, travelers… deep within the Viking marketplace, THE RED WITCH has set up her enchanted wares, and she’s calling upon all heathens, shieldmaidens, warriors, and wandering souls to come find her! 🖤❤️

✨ Discover handcrafted mythical creatures, mystical treasures, spell oils, potions, and a little Norse witchery!

⚔️ Witness Viking battles!
🍖 Feast like a warrior!
🛍️ Explore the magical marketplace!
🔥 Choose your faction and join the festivities!

📜 YOUR FINAL SUMMONS:

📍 Trials of Ragnarök
🏰 Carden Farm Dog Park
📍 401 Riverview Dr, Clinton, TN 37716
📅 TODAY — Sunday, October 11th!
⏰ 12 PM – 6 PM
🎟️ Admission: $15 (ages 11+)
🛡️ Children under 11 FREE!

🐦‍⬛ The Norns have woven your fate… and today, your path leads to The Red Witch!

🔥 VALHALLA CAN WAIT… THE MARKETPLACE CANNOT! 🔥

⚔️ Tag your fellow Vikings, gather your clan, and come find me before the gates of Ragnarök close!

SKÅL! 🍻⚔️

10/07/2026

10/02/2026

🚨🎃 KNOXVILLE… THE TURTLES HAVE GONE TO THE DARK SIDE. 🐢🖤

This Halloween season, The Red Witch is crawling into The Kraken’s Cup Tearoom for one of my CUTEST—and SPOOKIEST—polymer clay classes yet…

👻🐢 TEA & TURTLES: SPOOKY EDITION! 🐢👻

Come sip some tea, embrace your inner little cryptid, and create your very own spooky polymer clay turtle with me! 🎃✨

Make yours creepy. Make it cute. Give it pumpkins, ghosts, bones, witchy vibes, Halloween colors… these little creatures are YOURS to bring to life. 🖤

🕯️ Hosted by The Kraken’s Cup Tearoom
📍 4815 N Broadway St #107
Knoxville, TN 37918

🕸️ October 28th
⏰ 6–8 PM
💰 $35 per person

I’ll provide the tools and supplies—you just bring yourself, your creativity, and maybe a friend who also needs a tiny haunted turtle in their life. 😂🐢

⚠️ SPACE IS LIMITED! If you’ve been wanting to take one of my polymer clay classes, grab your ticket before the spooky turtle invasion fills the tearoom!

🎟️ GET YOUR TICKETS HERE:
https://www.exploretock.com/the-krakens-cup-knoxville/event/621214/spooky-turtles-with-the-red-witch-a-polymer-clay-workshop

Tag the person you’d drag to a haunted tea party. 🫖👻

10/01/2026

🎃🏡✨ THE PUMPKIN PATCH HAS HIT THE HOUSING MARKET! ✨🏡🎃

The Red Witch officially has Pumpkin Cottages for sale! 🍂🧙‍♀️

For just $40, you can become the proud property owner of your very own adorable little pumpkin cottage — and YES… each cottage comes with its own official Deed of Ownership! 📜✨

Perfect for your fall altar, witchy shelf, fairy garden, or for the tiny mysterious creature you know has been looking for affordable housing. 😂🍄

🍁 Limited cottages available!
Come find The Red Witch at Pagan Pride and claim your little piece of magical real estate before the entire neighborhood disappears! 🎃🏡

Once they’re gone… the pumpkin patch is CLOSED. 👀🍂