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WHO’S READY FOR TOMORROW?! 👀🔥OPENING DAY IS FINALLY HERE! And as I’ve already said… EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE! 🤪And when I ...
08/09/2026

WHO’S READY FOR TOMORROW?! 👀🔥

OPENING DAY IS FINALLY HERE! And as I’ve already said… EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE! 🤪

And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING…

🛏️ Single beds
🛏️ Single trundle bed
🪑 Tables & chairs
📀 DVDs
📚 Books
🏋️ Exercise equipment
🚲 Bike
🧊 Fridge freezer
👶 Highchair
🪞 Mirrors
🖼️ Pictures
🔧 Tools
👜 Bags
🗄️ Sideboards
🗄️ Drawers
💡 Lamps
🧺 Wicker baskets
🐠 Fish tank

…and LOTS, LOTS MORE! This is only a tiny glimpse of what’s waiting for you.

⚠️ WHAT SELLS TOMORROW WILL BE REPLACED! ⚠️

Everything that goes out tomorrow will be replaced by Saturday night, ready for SUNDAY’S OPEN DAY — meaning yep, you guessed it… EVEN MORE NEW STOCK! 😂

📍 Gladstone House, King Street, Tain
🗓️ WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM
💷 CASH ONLY

We genuinely want to see as many of you down there as possible, so DRAG YOUR MATES, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR NEIGHBOUR… AND YES, EVEN YOUR LOCAL TAKEAWAY PEOPLE! 😂

Because let’s be honest… they know your regular order anyway. Don’t sit there pretending you don’t have a takeaway on first-name terms. 👀😂

So tag the person who needs to come with you tomorrow 👇

And remember… if you see something you want, don’t stand there thinking about it for 20 minutes because someone else will probably bloody well grab it! 😂

See you tomorrow! ❤️

Love from J&J

🔥🏖️ THE CARAVAN TAG BATTLE IS ON! 🏖️🔥Right, let's see who actually knows their mates… 👀😂I want you to TAG 3 PEOPLE you'd...
08/09/2026

🔥🏖️ THE CARAVAN TAG BATTLE IS ON! 🏖️🔥

Right, let's see who actually knows their mates… 👀😂
I want you to TAG 3 PEOPLE you'd take on a week away in the caravan.

BUT… there's a catch. 😈

👇 COMMENT ONE NAME FOR EACH CATEGORY:

😂 THE ONE WHO WOULD PACK THE NIGHT BEFORE

🍹 THE ONE WHO WOULD BE ON HOLIDAY MODE BEFORE THEY EVEN LEFT THE HOUSE

😴 THE ONE WHO WOULD SLEEP THROUGH HALF THE HOLIDAY

💸 THE ONE WHO WOULD SPEND EVERY PENNY BEFORE DAY 2

🤦‍♀️ THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE CHAOS

👑 THE ONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE IN CHARGE

AND FINALLY…

🏆 WHO DESERVES TO WIN THE CARAVAN HOLIDAY MOST?

TAG THEM. 👇

Let's see who gets dragged into this against their will! 😂😂

And if you're tagged…

YOU HAVE TO TAG SOMEONE ELSE BACK. 😈

Let's get this comment section absolutely ridiculous. I want names flying everywhere! 👀🤣

🎟️ RAFFLE NUMBERS £10 EACH
🏖️ WIN A WEEK'S STAY IN THE 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN

Go on then… START THE TAGGING WAR. 🔥😂

❤️ Love from J&J

07/09/2026

🚨 WE’RE BACK!! 🚨

We are DEFINITELY back today AND tomorrow, 9–4

before the madness begins… 😈

And because you lot asked so nicely 😂 I’ve uploaded a VIDEO TEASER of what’s waiting for you at the basement clearance! 👀

BUT…… before you start thinking that’s everything…
IT BLOODY ISN’T. 😂

This is JUST A TEASER and only shows ONE SIDE of the TWO sides of what we have available! 🤯

And yes… we’ve got SINGLE BEDS 🛏️, EXERCISE EQUIPMENT 🏋️‍♀️ and plenty more waiting to be snapped up!

⚠️ IMPORTANT — PLEASE READ! ⚠️

I WILL NOT BE SAVING, HOLDING OR RESERVING ANYTHING.

If you spot something you want, GET HERE AND GET IT!
No “can you put it aside?”
No “I’m coming later, can you hold it?”
No exceptions. 😂

🔥 FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED — IF YOU’RE NOT HERE, SOMEONE ELSE CAN BUY IT! 🔥

And before anyone turns up waving a card at us…

💷 CASH ONLY! 💷
NO CARD PAYMENTS — BRING CASH!

📍 BASEMENT CLEARANCE
🗓️ WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM

Now get watching 👀👇

WHAT HAVE YOU SPOTTED THAT YOU’RE AFTER?

Tell me in the comments — but remember…

COMMENTING DOES NOT RESERVE IT! 😂

Love from J&J ❤️

🚨 RIGHT YOU LOT… LET’S SEE WHO’S ACTUALLY GOT THE BALLS TO PLAY ALONG 😂🚨I’ve got NEW STOCK from another clearance ready ...
06/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT YOU LOT… LET’S SEE WHO’S ACTUALLY GOT THE BALLS TO PLAY ALONG 😂🚨

I’ve got NEW STOCK from another clearance ready to join the mountain of stuff waiting for the basement clearance…

And I’m considering showing you a VIDEO SNEAK PEEK 👀

BUT…

I don’t want boring old likes.

I want CHAOS. 🤣

👇 COMMENT “SHOW US” if you want the video.

BUT HERE’S THE CHALLENGE…

🔥 TAG THE MATE WHO WOULD SEE SOMETHING IN THIS VIDEO AND BE AT THE DOOR BEFORE YOU.

🔥 TAG THE ONE WHO CAN’T WALK PAST A BARGAIN WITHOUT BUYING IT.

🔥 TAG THE ONE WHO WILL SAY “I DON’T NEED ANYTHING” AND THEN LEAVE WITH HALF THE BASEMENT. 😂

And if you’re feeling particularly brave…

COMMENT WHAT YOU’RE HUNTING FOR. 👀

Furniture?
Bric-a-brac?
Books?
DVDs?
Random stuff you absolutely don’t need but somehow MUST OWN? 😂

Let’s see what everyone is after and who can cause the biggest bloody stampede on Wednesday. 🤣

⚠️ REMEMBER — FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
See it. Want it. SN**CH IT.

🚨 BASEMENT CLEARANCE 🚨

📅 WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER — 10AM–4PM

📅 SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER — 10AM–4PM

📍 GLADSTONE HOUSE, KING STREET, TAIN
➡️ AROUND THE BACK — SMALL CAR PARK

Then we're CLOSED 14TH–21ST SEPTEMBER.

So tag your bargain-hunting partner, comment SHOW US, and let’s see if we can cause absolute bloody mayhem before Wednesday even arrives. 😂🔥

AND NO… I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FRIENDSHIPS THAT END OVER A £2 BARGAIN. 🤣

Love from J&J ❤️

🚨🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LOVELY LOT! 🚨🚨WE ARE OPEN TODAY 9-4!So stop scrolling, get your arses in the car and come have a...
05/09/2026

🚨🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LOVELY LOT! 🚨🚨

WE ARE OPEN TODAY 9-4!

So stop scrolling, get your arses in the car and come have a rummage! 😂

🎟️🎟️🎟️ RAFFLE NUMBERS ARE STILL AVAILABLE! 🎟️🎟️🎟️

£10 A NUMBER — AND YES, YOU COULD BE WINNING THAT BLOODY CARAVAN! 🏖️

You can grab your numbers TODAY and they’ll ALSO be available on our storage clearance days.

JUST ASK ME FOR YOUR RAFFLE NUMBERS!

Because if you ask John, he’ll be trying to work out which money is for what and I can practically hear the steam coming out of his ears already. 😂

ONE LOT OF MONEY AT A TIME, JOHN! 🤣

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📢📢 NOW PAY ATTENTION… THESE ARE THE DATES YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS! 📢📢

📦🔥 STORAGE CLEARANCE DAY #1 🔥📦
🗓️ WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM

📦🔥 STORAGE CLEARANCE DAY #2 🔥📦
🗓️ SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM

WRITE THEM DOWN. SCREENSHOT THEM. TELL YOUR MATE. TELL YOUR MUM. TELL THE NEIGHBOUR. TELL THE BLOODY HAMSTER IF YOU HAVE TO. 😂

Because once those doors open, it's FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED and I'm not holding anything back while you decide whether you might want it. 😂

💷 CASH ONLY ON CLEARANCE DAYS! 💷

Our card machine is an absolute pain in my arse when we take it out the shop, so CASH ONLY means less faffing, less swearing and hopefully less chance of John launching the bloody thing into the nearest wall. 😂

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🚨🚨 IMPORTANT — WE ARE CLOSED 14TH–21ST SEPTEMBER 🚨🚨

🚧 The outside of the shop is having work done, so we'll be CLOSED FROM MONDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER UNTIL MONDAY 21ST SEPTEMBER.

📌 PUT THIS IN YOUR DIARY NOW!

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🏖️❤️ AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOLIDAYS…

John is holding the fort at the shop while the rest of us are currently at the caravan.

We DO still have WEEKDAY AVAILABILITY at the caravan.

❌ Weekends are completely booked until the end of the season!

💰 £100 A NIGHT

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Doesn't matter how many are sleeping in it!

I'd much rather have people enjoying it than have it sitting there empty, so if you've been thinking "we could really do with a wee break"…

👉 MESSAGE ME NOW!

Because apparently I enjoy making myself even busier. 😂

❤️ So there you go — raffle, storage, shop closure AND caravan all in one post.

If you've managed to read this far without getting confused, give yourself a bloody medal. 🏅😂

And PLEASE SHARE THIS POST because I don't want someone turning up on the 15th asking why the shop is shut after I've spent half my life shouting these dates at Facebook. 🤣

Shop
J&J's Junk shop and house clearances
27 high street
Tain
IV19 1AE

07956930475
07771925793

Storage opening
Gladstone house
King Street
Tain
(Small car park around the back)

Love from J&J ❤️

🌴☀️ RIGHT… THIS IS THE FINAL PUSH FOR THE CARAVAN RAFFLE! ☀️🌴I’ve still got 50 NUMBERS AVAILABLE 🎟️😱Yep… FIFTY! So we’re...
03/09/2026

🌴☀️ RIGHT… THIS IS THE FINAL PUSH FOR THE CARAVAN RAFFLE! ☀️🌴

I’ve still got 50 NUMBERS AVAILABLE 🎟️😱

Yep… FIFTY! So we’re giving this one ONE LAST BIG PUSH before the raffle closes!

🎟️ £10 A NUMBER

🏆 WIN A WHOLE WEEK IN OUR 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN! 🌊☀️

And this time there’s a DEADLINE! 👀

🚨 RAFFLE CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER 🚨

I want to get this filled, drawn and DONE before I bu**er off to Spain! 🇪🇸😂

So if you’ve been saying:

"I’ll get one later"
"I’ll do it next week"
"I might get a number"

…well LATER HAS ARRIVED! 😂

There are 50 numbers left, and once they’re gone, that’s it — we’ll get the draw sorted! 🎉

Imagine spending £10 and ending up with a WHOLE WEEK AWAY! 😍🌊

So come on… WHO’S GOING TO HELP ME SHIFT THESE LAST 50?! 👀

👇 COMMENT, MESSAGE ME OR TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A HOLIDAY! 👇

And please SHARE THIS POST because I want these numbers GONE before I’m sat in Spain with a sangria in my hand wondering why the bloody raffle still isn't filled! 😂🍹🇪🇸

❤️ Thank you to everyone who has already entered and supported us — we genuinely appreciate it! ❤️

FINAL 50. £10 EACH. DEADLINE 1ST OCTOBER.

🔥 LET’S GET THIS DONE! 🔥

🚨 RIGHT… DON’T ALL START SOBBING AT ONCE! 🚨😂Unfortunately, the dreaded builders are coming for us, so we’re having to CL...
03/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT… DON’T ALL START SOBBING AT ONCE! 🚨😂

Unfortunately, the dreaded builders are coming for us, so we’re having to CLOSE THE SHOP FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK while work gets done on the outside of the building.

📅 CLOSING:
🔥 MONDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER 🔥
📅 BACK OPEN:
🎉 MONDAY 21ST SEPTEMBER 🎉

I KNOW… I KNOW… 😭

HOW ARE YOU LOT GOING TO SURVIVE A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT J&J’S?! 😂

BUT… before you start organising a support group, there’s good news! 👀

Because obviously we CAN’T SIT STILL, we’re going to try and make A DAY OR 2 to open up the STORAGE while the shop is closed!

AND… 🥁

🔥 THERE’LL BE NEW STOCK! 🔥

So keep your eyes peeled because we’ll announce the storage dates as soon as we know them.

👇 NOW LET’S SEE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS J&J’S 👇

I want you to COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO MISS MOST ABOUT US! 😂

But here’s the catch…

❌ “The bargains” — TOO EASY.
❌ “The shop” — BORING.
❌ “Everything” — TRY HARDER. 😂

I want your FUNNIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS OR MOST SAVAGE ANSWER.

Tell me what you’re genuinely going to miss…
Tell me what you secretly love about us…
OR tell me what you’re going to miss even though you’d NEVER admit it in public! 🤣

🏆 LET THE COMMENT WAR BEGIN! 🏆

I’ll be keeping an eye on the replies and I want to see WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE BEST ONE.

Tag your mate who thinks they’re funny and LET’S SEE WHAT THEY’VE GOT! 😂👇

And if your comment is s**t… I reserve the right to publicly judge you. 🤣

Honestly, you lot are getting ONE WEEK OFF FROM US and STILL somehow getting a bloody competition out of it! 😂

❤️ From J&J ❤️

NOW GET COMMENTING. I’M WAITING… 👀😂

🚨 RIGHT, QUICK ONE — WE’RE CLOSED TODAY! 🚨Now that’s out the way…I’ve had a couple of people actually tell me where they...
02/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT, QUICK ONE — WE’RE CLOSED TODAY! 🚨

Now that’s out the way…

I’ve had a couple of people actually tell me where they’re from on my last post, which is bloody useful because it lets me know where I need to get these posts shared.

BUT COME ON… THE REST OF YOU?! 😂

You lot are clearly seeing the posts because the views are there, but some of you are about as interactive as a fu***ng brick wall. 🤣

I DON’T BITE… ONLY WHEN I’M HUNGRY! 😂

So here’s your challenge:

🎯 I WANT 100 COMMENTS ON THIS POST.

Not just 3 people commenting while everyone else sits there silently watching. 👀😂

COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME:

📍 WHERE YOU’RE FROM
🛒 IF YOU’VE BEEN TO J&J’S BEFORE
🔥 IF YOU’RE COMING TO THE NEXT STORAGE CLEARANCE
👫 AND TAG WHO YOU’RE BRINGING WITH YOU

And no, “done” doesn’t count 😂 I want actual answers!

You don’t even have to be coming — COMMENT ANYWAY!

The more you comment, like and share, the more people see us. Simple as that.

So stop being shy, stop lurking in the shadows and GET YOUR ARSE IN THE COMMENTS! 😂👇

100 COMMENTS. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN MANAGE IT. 🤣

And if we smash 100… I’ll think of another challenge.

God help you all. 😂

Love from J&J ❤️

🚨 WE'RE OPEN 9-4 TODAY! 🚨Right, let's address the elephant in the room before I get onto the good stuff… 😂Apparently a f...
01/09/2026

🚨 WE'RE OPEN 9-4 TODAY! 🚨

Right, let's address the elephant in the room before I get onto the good stuff… 😂

Apparently a few people didn't like my last post.

And do you know what? That's absolutely fine. 😂

But just to clear something up… I DON'T OWE ANYONE AN APOLOGY FOR BEING ME.

I'm not going to suddenly start writing my posts like I've been kidnapped and replaced by a very polite member of the Royal Family. 😂

What you see is what you get with me. I say it as it is, I have a laugh, I swear and I don't sugar-coat everything just to keep everyone happy.

If you don't like the way I write my posts… SCROLL. ON. 😂

You don't need to announce your departure, write me a goodbye letter or hold a press conference. Just keep scrolling. 🤣

And if you don't like me or the way I am, don't come into the shop. It's really that simple.

Anyone who actually knows me knows I'm like this in real life too. I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not just because someone might not like it.

I'm me. I'm staying me. And if that's not your cup of tea… there's plenty of other flavours out there. 😂🤷‍♀️

Anyway, that's enough of that s**t. 😂

🏖️ NOW ONTO THE CARAVAN! 🏖️

🎟️ RAFFLE NUMBERS ARE STILL AVAILABLE!

£10 a number to be in with the chance of winning A WHOLE WEEK'S STAY in our beautiful caravan! 😍

I need EVERY SINGLE NUMBER GONE before I can draw it, so if you've been sitting there thinking about getting one…

THIS IS YOUR SIGN! 👀😂

And it doesn't have to be used this year either — my books are already open for next year, so you can use your prize then.

📦 AND ANOTHER REMINDER ABOUT THE STORAGE!

We're opening back up on:

📅 Wednesday 9th September
📅 Sunday 13th September
⏰ 10am–4pm

Unless it's dead… then we might shut earlier because I'm not sitting there entertaining myself. 😂

We've got loads of stuff waiting to come out, so remember…

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM! 🪱

Get there early, have a rummage and grab yourself a bargain before someone else beats you to it!

See you all today! ❤️

Love from J&J ❤️

🚨 RIGHT, I’M BACK IN YOUR NEWSFEEDS AGAIN 😂 🚨WE’RE OPEN TODAY 9–4!Maddy is in the shop today, so get your arses in and s...
31/08/2026

🚨 RIGHT, I’M BACK IN YOUR NEWSFEEDS AGAIN 😂 🚨

WE’RE OPEN TODAY 9–4!

Maddy is in the shop today, so get your arses in and say hello while you can because she’s back at college tomorrow… which means you might not see her again for about 47 years 😂

Now listen…

I’ve discovered there are STILL people out there who DON’T KNOW WE EXIST 😱

HOW?!

I’ve been shouting about this shop for what feels like 900 years 😂

So SHARE THE FU***NG POST!
LIKE IT!
TAG SOMEONE!
SEND IT TO YOUR MATE!
SEND IT TO YOUR NAN!
SEND IT TO THAT RANDOM PERSON YOU SEE EVERY WEEK IN THE CO-OP BUT HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO! 😂

Whatever you do, just help us get the word out because apparently I haven’t reached everyone yet!
And while you’re here…

WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU ALL FROM? 😂👇

Tell me your town/village in the comments.

It actually helps me work out where you lot are coming from so I know where I need to shove my posts next.

Not that I’m planning on giving you all a fu***ng break from me anyway… 😂

I’ve also had a few people recently tell me they LOVE my posts and honestly, that’s made me laugh because I used to be all nice and polite on here.

BORING. 🥱

That wasn’t the real me.

Apparently someone said when they read my posts, they can actually hear my voice saying it…

AND I FU***NG LOVE THAT 😂

So come on, I want to know…

👇 DO I ACTUALLY MAKE YOU LOT SMILE? 👇

Do you read my posts and hear me saying them in your head? 😂

Because if being brutally honest, taking the p**s, oversharing and generally saying whatever pops into my head makes you smile…

I’LL KEEP DOING IT. 😂

Meanwhile, I’ve now got a fu***ng cold and a high temperature 🤒

But obviously…

NO REST FOR THE WICKED.

Me and John are off to Inverness today to get a couple of jobs done and have some lunch together.

Because apparently we need to spend quality time together.

I mean, someone has to pretend they enjoy spending time with him. 😂😂

He’ll probably be delighted to read that.

Anyway…

👇 THE ITEM IN THE PICTURE IS STILL AVAILABLE 👇
BUT…

IT’S IN STORAGE!

So PLEASE message me before turning up at the shop expecting it to be there.

Because I really don’t fancy you arriving, me telling you it’s in storage and you standing there looking at me like “well why the f**k did you put a picture of it up then?” 😂

Right…

YOUR TURN.

👇 WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
👇 DO YOU HEAR MY VOICE WHEN YOU READ THESE?
👇 AND HAVE I MADE YOU SMILE?

COME ON… I WANT COMMENTS! 😂❤️

Love from J&J ❤️

Address

27 High Street
Tain
IV201AE

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Friday 9am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 4pm

Telephone

+447956930475

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